Sorry I'm late today
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Bad food
My
step-uncle
ate
yesterday's fish
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
scissor-kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
punched
head-butted
kneed
slapped
throat-punched
kicked
strangled
roundhouse kicked
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