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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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