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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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