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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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