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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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