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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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