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Bad food

My step-uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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