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Bad food

My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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