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Bad food

My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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