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Bad food

My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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