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Bad food

My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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