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My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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