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My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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