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Bad food

My step-uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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