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Bad food
My
step-uncle
ate
mouldy potatoes
and
throat-punched
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a soldier
a doctor
a tramp
a woman
a child
a taxi driver
a man
a ticket inspector
a student
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