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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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