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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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