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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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