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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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