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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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