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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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