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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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