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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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