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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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