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My step-uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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