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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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