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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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