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My step-uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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