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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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