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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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