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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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