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My step-uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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