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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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