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My step-uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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