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My step-uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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