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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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