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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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