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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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