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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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