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Bad food

My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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