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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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