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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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