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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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