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My step-uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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