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Bad food

My step-uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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