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Bad food

My step-uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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