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My step-uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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