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My step-uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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