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Bad food

My step-uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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