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My step-uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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