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My step-uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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