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My step-uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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