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My step-uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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