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Bad food

My step-uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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