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My step-uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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