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My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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