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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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