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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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