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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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