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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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