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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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