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Bad food

My step-uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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