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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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