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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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