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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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