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My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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