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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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