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My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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