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My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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