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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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