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Bad food

My step-uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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