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My step-uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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