Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.