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My step-uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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