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My step-uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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