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My step-uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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