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My step-uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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