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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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