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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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