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My step-uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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