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Bad food

My step-uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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