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Bad food
My
step-uncle
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stinky tofu
mushy peas
a wedge of blue cheese
turkey twizzlers
a stale biscuit
yesterday's fish
Brussels sprouts
stale bread
mouldy potatoes
the last Rolo
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