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Bad food
My
step-uncle
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stinky tofu
over-cooked pasta
a plate of soggy nachos
cat biscuits
mushy peas
mouldy potatoes
yesterday's fish
Brussels sprouts
stale bread
a box of dead mice
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