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Bad food

My uncle ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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