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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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