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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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