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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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