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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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