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My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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