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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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