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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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