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Bad food

My uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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