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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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