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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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