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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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