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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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