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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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