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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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