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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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