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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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