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Bad food

My uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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