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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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