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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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