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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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