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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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