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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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