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Bad food

My uncle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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