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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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