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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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