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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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