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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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