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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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