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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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