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Bad food

My uncle ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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