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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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