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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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