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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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