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My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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