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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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