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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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