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Bad food

My uncle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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