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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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