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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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