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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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