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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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