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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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