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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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