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Bad food

My uncle ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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