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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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