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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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