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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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