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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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