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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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