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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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