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Bad food

My uncle ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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