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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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