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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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