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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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