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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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