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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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