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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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