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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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