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My uncle ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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