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My uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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