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Bad food

My uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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