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My uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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