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Bad food

My uncle ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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