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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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