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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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