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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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