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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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