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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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