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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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