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Bad food

My uncle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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