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Bad food
My
uncle
ate
mushy peas
and
saw a vision of
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a wild boar 🐗
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a hyena 🐺
a lynx 😺
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a crocodile 🐊
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