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Bad food

My uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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