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Bad food

My uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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