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My uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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