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Bad food

My uncle ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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