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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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