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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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