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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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