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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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