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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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