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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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