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Bad food

My uncle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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