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Bad food

My uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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