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Bad food

My uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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