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Bad food

My uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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