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Bad food

My uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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