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My uncle ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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