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My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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