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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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