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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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