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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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