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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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