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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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