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Bad food

My uncle ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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