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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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