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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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