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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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