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My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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