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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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