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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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