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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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