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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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