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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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