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Bad food

My uncle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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