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My aunt Elizabeth ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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