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Bad food
My
aunt
Elizabeth
ate
stale bread
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a farmer
a woman
a shepherd
a surgeon
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a taxi driver
a dentist
a TV personality
a spy
a pilot
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