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My aunt Elizabeth ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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