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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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