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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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