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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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