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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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