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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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