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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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