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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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