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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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