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My aunt Elizabeth ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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