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My aunt Elizabeth ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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