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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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