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Bad food

My aunt Elizabeth ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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