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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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