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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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