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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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