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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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