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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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