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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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