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My aunt Dorothy ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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