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Bad food

My aunt Dorothy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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